Four Loko

It's official. We've entered an era where the kids just can't drink for themselves anymore. College kids around the country have been stocking up on Four Loko and other alcoholic energy drinks because last call is in the mix for these zippity-do-drinks. And this ban could not be more timely as the Center for Disease Control and Prevention has recently proved that this national public health concern has been linked to TWO deaths.

If you've been following this whole Four Loko nonsense in the news, then chances are you haven't been drinking Four Loko, or else you'd probably be drunk in gutter, in a coma, or possibly dead right now.